Living in Colombia
How to live in Colombia
My New Year’s Inflation
0In Colombia, the taxi you took to the New Year’s party will probably cost you more when you leave the celebration in the wee hours of the next morning, despite the distance being exactly the same. It is not a case of a taxi driver taking advantage of inebriated patrons, but rather just a bit of New Year’s inflation!
If you are just visiting Colombia you probably will not notice this phenomenon, let alone care about it, but to those of us who live here, we brace for the time honored tradition of raising the price of virtually everything on January first. Hundreds of thousands of businesses, and not just small mom and pop ones, raise the prices of their services or merchandise every time this date rolls around.
This is not normal inflation, which results from an excess of demand over supply, or currency weakness. No, this is programmed inflation, just because a new year has begun! The percentage is entirely up to the merchant, and there is no law or government intervention to worry about, but between 5-10% isn’t unusual. It is a very unique and curious custom, to say the least, and although many complain about it, it is accepted as normal here!
I am not sure if the DANE, the government’s statistical agency, takes this into account when it calculates inflation, which for 2011 they pegged at just over three percent…
Working in Colombia
0Things are expensive in developing countries, but human labor generally is not. As a result, wages rarely reflect the cost of living. Even an university graduate well into his career might not be able to afford to buy a home and an automobile, and might even have trouble paying the rent on an apartment in a middle class neighborhood. This is true in all of South America, including Colombia, where a small percentage of the population controls almost all of the wealth. Thus, if you hope to land some work in a Colombian city, you must first severely lower your expectations, or finance your stay with your savings and not rely on a local source of income.
A reader recently told me had a job offer in Bogota with a monthly salary of three million pesos, and asked me if that was a good wage. I responded that yes, for Colombia, that’s a very good income, which most here could never hope to attain in their lifetime. Yet, to put things into perspective, that’s less than 20 thousand USD a year at current exchange rates, which would mean poverty in any developed country. In Colombia, minimum wage is 535 thousand pesos a month, and one considers oneself fortunate if one earns more than a million pesos a month. Considering that the rent on a tiny two bedroom apartment in a not so tony area of Bogota or Medellin would set you back 700 or 800 thousand pesos a month, how does anybody manage to live an even moderately comfortable lifestyle?
Colombians stretch their incomes in ways that boggles the mind of any observer from the USA, Canada or Australia. They manage because typically both spouses in a couple will work. Their work week is six days long, not five, and hours can stretch from 8:30 AM to 6:30 PM. Typically, they’ll make monthly medical insurance contributions as well as pay into a pension plan. Buying a home (likely an unfinished condo in a high rise) or new automobile, usually means saving for many, many years and taking on a debt load most Americans would find unacceptable. Mortgages are typically for 30 years with a rate of over 13% per annum, while cars are ordinarily financed over ten years.
The small but insanely wealthy elite are those who drive the economy. Many made their fortunes by selling their land in burgeoning urban areas while others are entrepreneurs. Of course, there’s those who attained great wealth via corruption or crime, and they likely do have a significant representation in this privileged group due to the very nature of Colombian society. At the other end of the spectrum, there’s a huge segment of the working population that makes a living outside the system, be it peddling their wares on streets or working as maids.
If you do get work in Colombia, you’ll have to teach your pesos to perform unimaginable feats!
The Cost of Giving Yourself a Good Living
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To give you a rough idea of what things cost for two people living in a large Colombian city, let’s make a list. To arrive at figures in US dollars, divide by 2000, which has been the median exchange rate of late,. For Euros, divide by 2800. Note that the 16% VAT tax (IVA) is hefty and almost always hidden in the price of things.
- Meals in restaurants: A complete meal in a cheap restaurant (not fast food), per person: 6,000-10,000 pesos. The same meal, in a nice restaurant: 30,000-40,000 pesos, per person. A ten percent tip is often included on the bill, but otherwise, most Colombians don’t tip at all.
- Going out for a drink: A cheap beer in a shitty bar: 2,000 pesos, while in a nicer bar or restaurant 3,000-4,000 pesos. Again, Colombians never tip, but you should!
- Newspapers & Magazines: Newsweek (English): 12,000; Time (English): 14,000. A popular Colombian magazine, in Spanish: 4500-8000 pesos. A non-tabloid Colombian newspaper, such as El Tiempo or El Colombiano: 1300-1500 (higher on Sundays).
- Groceries: A full grocery cart at say, Exito (Walmart-like), avoiding most junk food, every two weeks: 200 to 250 thousand pesos.
- Shoes and Clothing: if they’re made in Colombia, cheap, if imported, you’ll pay more than what you would back home, and maybe not even get the real item!
- Rent, 2-3 bedroom apartment in a secure high-rise building in a good neighborhood: 750-800 thousand pesos a month. Renting the same unit in an upscale building: 2 million/month.
- Utilities, estrato 4 (see posting about rents), 200 thousand/month
- Gasoline: Pricing controlled by the government and kept roughly at the same price all the time, regardless of world prices:
7000 pesos for a gallon (yes, sold in gallons here). - Computers: Up to a certain price, no VAT is charged, so prices are only slightly higher than in the US.
- Electrical appliances: Imported brands sell at a premium, while national brands, like Haceb, are much less and much vaunted for their quality by Colombians themselves (I’m so very sorry I bought an Electrolux fridge!). Most people want gas stoves and water heaters, and expect to pay a lot for a clothes dryer, as nobody here uses them.
- Cell phone minute, no plan: 200-300 pesos. Note that the fee is the same even if you call from one end of Colombia to the other. Most used cell phone providers: Tigo, Comcel and Movistar (Telefonica)
- Cheap cell phone, no plan: around 40,000-60,000
- A maid, hired directly, for 6 hours: 20-30,000. While us “rich” folks from the north can’t afford a maid back home, here most middle class families have one.
- A ticket to a movie matinee: 3,500-6,500. Luckily, most foreign films are subtitled. Large popcorn and drink: 12,000.
- Buying a really cheap condo unit: 45 million (only about 22,000 USD). A middle-class unit: 90-100 million. A unit in an upscale building: 300 million. Mortgages average 13 percent per year.
- Cost of consumer loans and credit card interest rates: 20 % annually and up.
To resume, if you live frugally 1000 USD would afford you half-decent living, while 2000 USD would mean living well. To live like a true snob, you’ll need 4,000 USD and up. Remember that even professionals here earn only a fraction of what “first world” people do, yet they own their own homes, a car, and take annual vacations. They manage this because they value money more than we do and can more easily resist buying on impulse than we do in our consumer-crazy societies! A lot of families get by on 500-600 USD a month — Don’t even attempt to imitate them, because you wouldn’t last a day living in the “barrio popular” (not slums, but you might think of them as a little scary anyway!) where they spend their entire lives.
Adventures in Renting
2The good news is that apartment and house rentals in Colombia are inexpensive in relation to what you would pay in the US, Canada or the UK. A large 3-4 bedroom townhouse in a good area of Medellìn, for example, would rent for a bit over a million pesos a month, which at the current exchange rate would translate to slightly more than 500 dollars. A three bedroom apartment in the same area might go for 750 or 800 thousand pesos, or roughly 375-400 dollars a month. Rents of a similar quality are a lot higher if you choose to live in Cartagena.
As there’s been a huge construction boom in all large and medium sized cities, there’s a lot of new units available, and in top condition. Rental contracts never include a damage deposit or more than the first month’s rent, payable only when the ink is dry and you have the keys in hand. Contracts are almost always for six months and you have to give two months notice or it automatically renews for another six. Most units come equipped with a gas stove and a small gas/electric water heater, though almost none include a refrigerator or clothes washer. Older and cheaper units might not have a hot water heater and probably no gas connection, in which case you have to order a gas canister (pipa de gas) every few months, which they’ll deliver and install for you. When you have to choose between electricity or gas, gas is always the more economical choice. An electrical water heater will run your utility bill skyward, especially if you forget to shut it off for a few hours! Air conditioning is seldom used because of its high power consumption, and if where you live is at an altitude than 4500 feet (1500 meters), you likely wouldn’t need it anyway.
The bad news is that you probably won’t be able to rent any of them! Almost all rentals are handled by agencies which are extremely demanding of potential tenants, and even those offered directly by the owner will expect a pile of documentation. Not only will you have the burden of proving that you have sufficient income, but two other people, Colombians, will have to stake either their income or property to guarantee against any rental income losses or damage to the premises. All the documentation has to be duly notarized. Without the guarantors, no deal, even if you offer paying an entire year of rent in advance! The reason they’re so severe is that Colombian tenants have a tarnished reputation, often breaking what they can’t steal once their contract is up, and unfortunately, landlords don’t regard foreigners as any more reliable. Add to that the fact that unpaid utilities will be charged to the unit owner, and you begin to sympathize with the enemy!
One solution for foreigners like us is to have our Colombian spouses (common law is good enough) use their relatives as guarantors. Another is to have other people, known to the landlords, recommend you and bypass the rental agencies and the usual procedures. In smaller towns you’re more apt to rent directly from the landlord than you would in a big city.
A word to the wise: Avoid renting any unit that’s not within a gated community (unidad cerrada), not only for security reasons, but for the potential clashes with neighbors. Cultural differences may be vast, and installing yourself in a “barrio popular” will bring them to the fore. If the high decibel levels don’t get to you, perhaps the impromptu car repair shops or constant flow of beggars will!
Utilities cost more than in many other Latin American countries because of a fundamental difference in the way you’re billed. Whereas the usual thing would be a tiered system based on actual consumption, in Colombia, they have “estratos”, which translates as “classes”. Arbitrary city areas are designated as belonging to a class ranging from one, the lowest, to six. Thus, a unit in a ritzy area such as the Poblado in Medellìn would probably be classified as estrato 5 or 6. What this means is that you’ll pay a higher rate for all your utilities, and not just for water, electricity and sewage, but for your telephone land line, your Internet connection and your cable TV! To give you an idea, our apartment is in a estrato four zone, and we have a combined package phone+high speed Internet+cable TV that costs us 122 thousand pesos a month (61+ USD), while water+light+sewage runs at just over 90 thousand pesos a month (45+ USD). That may not sound like so much compared to say, Los Angeles, but it’s a lot for middle-class Colombians who work their tails off for two to three million pesos a month (1,000-1,500 USD).





